(Source: shitshilarious)
One small step for man, one homoerotic leap for mankind.
(Source: christdookie)
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED
WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC
“Stop… Control yourself”
cats are so fucking sassy
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND
THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE AND IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
(Source: lizsegillies)
Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.
I’m sorry.
It had to be done.Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
oh dear
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
^Literally my face when it hit
THANK YOU FOR THIS
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND I
Oh my god…..so unexpected.
Dear lord…..that drop.
Whoever made this deserves all the awards.
(Source: eoyama)
oh my lord Adam is supposed to be revising but he fell asleep on the floor so I threw a towel at him but he didn’t wake up
so now I’m just piling things on top of him to see if he’ll notice
oh my god I’m gonna pee myself with joy
i’M GONNA THROW UP I CAN’T DO THIS
forgive me father for I have sinned
(Source: jiminynovak)
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
(Source: lambhoof)
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:
I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all
WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN.
OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.
HOLY FUCK.You forgot one
woops almost forgot
I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one
I LOST IT AT ROMNEY
I MADE A NOISE I DIDN’T KNOW WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AT THAT ROMNEY
stared at Jensen for a solid minute
romney. dead.
ROMNEY OMG LITERALLY OK.
i cried a little that genuinely startled me ;w;


























