I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND
THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE AND IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
(Source: lizsegillies)
Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.
oh my lord Adam is supposed to be revising but he fell asleep on the floor so I threw a towel at him but he didn’t wake up
so now I’m just piling things on top of him to see if he’ll notice
oh my god I’m gonna pee myself with joy
i’M GONNA THROW UP I CAN’T DO THIS
forgive me father for I have sinned
(Source: jiminynovak)
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
(Source: lambhoof)
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:
I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all
WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN.
OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.
HOLY FUCK.You forgot one
woops almost forgot
I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one
I LOST IT AT ROMNEY
I MADE A NOISE I DIDN’T KNOW WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AT THAT ROMNEY
stared at Jensen for a solid minute
romney. dead.
ROMNEY OMG LITERALLY OK.
i cried a little that genuinely startled me ;w;
Can we talk about how much of a boss Betty White is?
Destroying Hipster posts one at a time
LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD
HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS
why did u just post the same gif was that rly necessary
(Source: lacarpa)
























