Holy crap I want to see this movie!!!!
Watching the extended version of Avatar. THEY FINALLY CONNECT THEIR HAIR TENTACLES WHEN HAVING SEX THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THEATERS.
You know you all thought that’s how it should have been!
Nerdgasm alert: In honor of the Dec. 14 release of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Colbert Report will present four nights of Hobbit-themed programming from Dec. 3 to Dec. 6.
Guests will include stars Ian McKellan (Dec. 3), Martin Freeman (Dec. 4) and Andy Serkis (Dec. 6), along with director Peter Jackson (Dec. 5).
Said Colbert in a statement: “Elen sila lumenn‘ omentielvo… I mean that sincerely.” Translation: “A star shines upon the hour of our meeting.”
So I went to go see spiderman…
And after the movie, in true form, I was jumping down flights of stairs as my friends all joked with me. The last set was about 10 steps and without thinking I jumped. I somehow managed to not break anything AND do a cool roll that looked entirely planned. The best part was hearing a group of people go “He is spiderman!!!”
I shall never grow up. Ever.
<3Plus seeing Andrew Garfield bending over in a tight suit all movie added to the night too ;p