So my school has this thing called the “Condom Fairy”. You just go to the Student Health website and state your preferences. You can choose male and/or female condoms and weather or not you want lube. Then a few days later an envelope appears in your mailbox free of charge! Also with that cool little note about consent.
every school needs this.
This is totally rad man.
Pretty cool (and the touch of humor is nice as well).
*Awesome concept…..it shouldn’t be for school/college only. Why….because everyone should be reminded of those questions in “Ask Yourself”.
This is fucking rad.
(Source: enverse)
Rub a dub dub let’s go fuck in the tub.
I think I just want a blowjob…DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO
(Source: 2chainz-senpai)
Here is a brief guide to some of the important things you never learned about in sex ed.
- Debunking myths about anatomy
- Slut-shaming and consent
- Various types of birth control (with at least 95% effectiveness)
- Masturbation
- Lube
- Sex toys
Ebook for sharing is [HERE] (I’m sorry I just really love making ebooks…)
Least favorite would have to be THE CLEANUP. lol That’s why it’s fun to be in a hotel, just ball up the sheets and pray to the cleaning lady for forgiveness. Favorite is when you’re in the stage where you’re both in your underwear and making out. You’re both horny, ready, but you’re so into the moment all you care about is being pressed up against that person and feeling their lips on yours.
Vers but haven’t been particularly great at bottoming. haha
Hooked up in a library with someone from grindr. Went to one of the private study rooms and had a little fun. I’m sure I could think of more but that’s the first thing that comes to mind XD
A conversation with a friend...
- Friend: So I was dating this one guy...
- Friend: And then I had this realization that it wasn't going to work out.
- Friend: And do you know what he said when I told him that?
- Me: What?
- Friend: You're still inside me.
- Me: ................I can't.
Jealous neighbors.
The traditional term for homosexuality in China is “the passion of the cut sleeve boys” (断袖之癖), so named from the story of Emperor Ai of Han (27 BCE - 1 BCE) and Dong Xian (23 BCE - 1 BCE). As the story goes, Emperor Ai fell in love with a minor official named Dong Xian. Dong Xian quickly gained the Emperor’s favor. One afternoon as they slept in bed, Emperor Ai woke up. Rather than wake his lover, he cut the sleeves of his robe to let his lover sleep longer. Homosexuality was regarded as a normal affair up until the late Qing dynasty when the government attempted to westernize the country.
SO BASICALLY CHRISTIANS CAME AND FUCKED ALL THAT SHIT UP. #STORYOFTHEWORLD
Haha this isn’t high school. Ya I swallow.
Haha well thank you! :D I concur!
;) <——Click me I’m fun
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
“I have no plans but I sense an opening.”
you’re not doing it right by michael ian black
“Laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”
Ahahaha sounds pretty accurate, actually.
“Thin & Crispy dough base, medium and large only” - Dominoes Pizza Menu
look all my books are at home and that was the closest thing ok
“resulting force affiliated with the distributed load” .. who ever thinks fluid mechanics couldn’t be sexual was wrong, apparently
I have two poetry books beside me, Bishop being the first poet in both, and the two results being equally hilarious:
1) “The boats are dry, the pilings dry as matches”
2) “Until everything was rainbow, rainbow, rainbow!”
UM draw your own conclusions
“His class wants to keep the country at war for its own interest, a traditional Radical charge.” K.
“But there is no bodies. That is a myth”
(and rest, my love)
“…the error is less that two times the next term…”
multiple marriages?
“Hey fatty, give me that hammer over there.”
I’m liking where this is going.“Then he’d disappear for two days, emerging with a ten-page letter of apology”
“But envy and egotism - those are the thorns in his flesh; and the undying worm that gnaws at him is the torturing thought that his admirable intentions and criticisms remain altogether ineffectual in the world”
This is just depressing
“Tereza happened to be on duty, and happened to be serving Tomas’s table.”
wut
“As he did, the iron-bound wood of the door shriveled and shrank in on itself with a series of explosions as loud as firecrackers”
…and what a year it will be.
“New York it would be.”
“Also my good Sackville-Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.” At least I got the word sack somewhere in there…
